Talking About Sex on Canadian TV
I was watching a Canadian Sex Themed Talk Show the other night. It is a great informative TV show that deals with human sexuality. On this episode, a female caller from Baltimore called The hostess looking for sexual positions she could try since her boyfriend was too small. You know how politicians never answer the question they are asked, well the hostess was no different. I guess they do that since the answer is too ugly to give. Here is what she had to offer:
The first thing she suggested was that the couple purchase a penis extender. She held up the partially hollowed out dildo that is to be placed over the little dick, and the purpose is to add inches to the end. She explained that the toy can be cut to the size that is needed so that it will fit well. She mock gestured cutting it almost near the end. It was as if she knew this women’s man was really small. She informed the woman that this would result in more satisfaction for her, but that the man would lose sensation since his dick was covered. Although she advised spending the money on an expensive one since it would work better, I have to tell you that a penis extender did not work for my cuckold. It was ridiculous. It flip flopped back and forth at the end. I have heard similiar reports from my callers and friends too. So save your money on that tip.
The next suggestion was to buy a strap-on made for a man. I like this suggestion a bit better. I have purchased a strap on for my cuckold in the past. Strap-ons rule. If you get a universal one, you can switch the dildo that attaches for variety. So two thumbs up for this suggestion. Plus it is funny to have your man fuck you while he is wearing one since it does not get much more humiliating than that. Just make sure to buy a good quality strap-on. Not all strap-ons are created equally either.
The final suggestion for this poor woman in Baltimore was a get a thigh strap-on. It is a dildo that is attached to a velcro strap that fits around the thigh for a woman’s fucking pleasure. I guess this suggestion was made since it is better than a regular strap on as far as riding it goes, and I guess a man could beat off while she fucks it. So much for the hostess answering what sexual positions this poor woman could try so that she may finally enjoy sex with her little penis boyfriend!
The hostess offered vanilla advice for vanilla viewers, but what really is the message she gave? She did not offer one suggestion that would make a small prick feel better for the man. The man’s pleasure was not even a concern. The three suggestions substituted a substancial toy in place of a little dick. No recommendations were made about how this little man was to get off. So just what is the underlying message here? In my opinion, it is loud and clear that size does matter and that you must work around having a pin dick. Where I differ from this Sex Guru is that, I do not think a small dick man should ask his wife or girlfriend to accept getting fucked by toys day in and out. How messed up is that? That is like offering a starving person a plastic grape or waxed fruit to eat. I love this show, but it is a shame that people can use toys as a substitute instead of coming up with a better solution such as cuckolding or “date nights” so that a woman may be satisfied.
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on September 19, 2006 at 10:40 pm L wrote:
As much as I’d rather not, I would have to agree with and support your point, Amanda.
on September 20, 2006 at 1:02 am XXX Amanda wrote:
Thanks Larry:)
Also thanks for letting me know you posted. My settings for “comments” was wide open, and someone posted spam for dick enhancers etc. I think I corrected the issue, and I will now have to approve all comments to prevent people from junking my site up. Such a shame:(
on September 20, 2006 at 3:54 am L wrote:
What a drag about the spam. Actually what I wrote so far is all true. Sounds especially pathetic when I post it on your blog. But, I’m seriously trying to decide whether to put up a big fight and go the drama route with this, or actually play it out the cuckold route – and out of desperation – find some way to extract some thin slice of relief/pleasure/or whatever out of a painful thing in my life right now.
on September 21, 2006 at 2:29 am XXX Amanda wrote:
I am not sure why you think you decide whether you should be a cuckold or not. Either you are a cuckold or not.
I see it like this: Most men are underachieving cuckolds trapped in a “vanilla” cuckold relationship. What do I mean by these comments? Your wife decides the most important things whether how to spend money, what to watch on TV, or even what you eat. She allows you to indulge in some things you want only to hold those things against you at a later date so she may apply pressure for you to conform. Your wife made the rules. Your wife could cheat if she wanted to do so, and she would never get caught unless she wanted it that way. She keeps enough pressure on you to give her what she wants most of the time that you are busy pleasing her, so if you wanted to stray she would notice it. Yet she could do it, and get away with it. Where does the vanilla part come from? Where did so many conservative women come from? They did not come from anywhere. They reinvented themselves so that they could marry you.
I went to college. I was experimental, yet the vast majority of the girls were 50 x more hoochie than me. Do you remember all those wild girls? Where did they all go? You are married to them! lol Either they never realized that size matters and settled for obligatory marital sex, or they simply gave up being sexually satisfied in exchange for a socially acceptable marriage. They reinvented themselves. Vanilla, vanilla, vanilla!
I do not know about you, but I prefer things to be out in the open since it is more fun. When I see old girlfriends driving their Volvos, I remember the nights they got drunk and were banged by an entire fraternity. News flash. Most of your wives are not demure, innocent, sexually conservative women. They were, and are sluts. They had more sex than you in college. Dick was always available for them. They did not have to “work” to get laid like you did.
So my advice to you is: decide what you are, and then be the best that you can. If you are indeed a cuckold, then do not try to rekindle the passion from when you first met your wife in order to vamp up your relationship. When you met your wife she was trying to be someone else. Someone you would marry. Try to rekindle what she was like before she ever met you. That is a cuckold’s job!
on September 21, 2006 at 5:13 am L wrote:
Amanda, that is the most incredible and believable advice I’ve ever seen on this issue(s). I can appreciate your argument. It nearly had me convinced that I was cheered up by it! More later. But, just to say the latest from my wife is, “I plan on having lot’s of great sex once I’ve moved on from our relationship. I want to enjoy a more free flowing social life with men – as in other partners. It’s going to be a party and you’re not invited!” Ouch, that hurt. Not in a good way. Nobody appreciates being dis-invited to ANYTHING.